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Patriot Act e-mail spying approved

Illegal wiretapping… bad, bad. How could they. "Everyone look, illegal wiretapping – that’s right, eat it up, it was wrong, you were being spied on illegally." "Quick, while no one is looking, legalize e-mail spying! We already do it, we don’t want another situation when the public finds out." From What: The Justice Department […]

Who wants to die?

Some lucky girl’s "Potty Time With Elmo" book says "Who wants to die?" instead of "Who wants to try to go potty?"       Source:

More humane than tofu

Are you a vegetarian? A vegan? A member of PETA? Are you tired of eating fake bacon-flavored food product that tastes as much like bacon as Jell-O does? Are you tired of the same old Donner party at the Gein’s house? You should get out and try Hufu. That’s right, it’s The healthier human flesh alternative. Nine out […]

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Makeshift studio, piracy software found at Capitol

State investigators have stumbled onto a basement office in the West Virginia Capitol outfitted with computers, video and audio gear, and software used to pirate movies and music recordings, according to a document obtained by The Associated Press. “Specifically, one hard drive contained approximately 40 full-length motion videos,” state Chief Technology Officer Kyle Schafer said […]