More humane than tofu

Are you a vegetarian? A vegan? A member of PETA? Are you tired of eating fake bacon-flavored food product that tastes as much like bacon as Jell-O does? Are you tired of the same old Donner party at the Gein’s house? You should get out and try Hufu. That’s right, it’s The healthier human flesh alternative. Nine out of ten cannibals agree, it tastes like the real thing. And Mr. T says, "I pity the [to]’fu." So, next time you’re hungry for some Fiji food visit and enjoy!

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