This guy has so much free time on his hands, we as able to melt down 13 lbs. of gummy bears, and layer them into an empty tub, creating one lethal gummy bear.
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July 22nd, 2005 
etdot Maddox: “I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game.”
Zombie Dogs
July 2nd, 2005 etdot Scientists have created zombie dogs. The dogs were brought back to life after being dead (no heart beat, no breathing, no brain activity) for hours. The process sounds pretty simple – drain their blood, replace it with a saline solution, and then freeze them. To bring them back, just replace their blood, give them oxygen, […]
This week in the news
June 11th, 2005 etdot I thought I’d post a few news articles I ran across this week: Beware of Cats… they can alter your personalityIn Britain, half the population is infected with mind-altering parasite that is carried by cats. "Infected men, suggests one new study, tend to become more aggressive, scruffy, antisocial and are less attractive. Women, on the other […]
Mom was right – you will go blind!
June 9th, 2005 etdot Those small blue candies we’ve all come to love – no, not M&M’s, Viagra – may not be the cat’s meow. The FDA is investigating the connection between Viagra and blindness. Pfizer isn’t worried because they know the choice between impotence or blindness is obvious. Just list blindness as one more side-effect. Read more here.