CHEK IT OUT I GOT THIS 3MALE FORWARD 2DAY!!!11111 OMG I THINK IV3 SEN IT BFORE AND MAYB U HAEV 2 BUT ITS PR3TY FUNY ANYWAYS! If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original [...]
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Sunday’s Sermon
May 11th, 2005 
2kool4skool Sunday’s sermon was—Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady."Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?""I don’t have any." She [...]
Egads, exploding toads!
April 28th, 2005 etdot Toads are exploading – no one knows why. Scientists only know 2 things about this phenomenon: (1) "The bloated animals suffer for several minutes before they finally die"; and (2) as far as the cause of explosion is concerned, they have "ruled out the possibility that it is a fungus that made its way from South [...]