Larry gets home late one night, and his wife Linda says, where in the hell have you been?"He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly."What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her […]
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NASA to Extend Daylight Using Giant Space Mirrors
August 4th, 2005 
2kool4skool CHAK THIS OUT!!1! I JUST RAAD AN ARTICLE TAHT SADE NASA IS GONG 2 MAEK OUR DAYLIGHT HOURS LONG3R USNG GIANT MIRORS!!!1!! OMG WTF WA WIL HAEV LIEK 6 MORE HOURS OF DAYLIGHT 3V3RY DAY1!1!1 TAHTS CRAZY MAN CUZ I LIEK 2 SLEP A LOT AND I THINK IT WIL B HARD 2 SLEP WIT […]
The 401-Keg Plan
May 18th, 2005 2kool4skool CHEK IT OUT I GOT THIS 3MALE FORWARD 2DAY!!!11111 OMG I THINK IV3 SEN IT BFORE AND MAYB U HAEV 2 BUT ITS PR3TY FUNY ANYWAYS! If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original […]
Sunday’s Sermon
May 11th, 2005 2kool4skool Sunday’s sermon was—Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady."Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?""I don’t have any." She […]
Pot Candy
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