I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the e-mail about rat crap in the glue on envelopes. Now, I use a wet towel to moisten every envelope I need to seal. And, for the same reason, I scrub the top of every can I open. I no longer have any savings because I […]
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Christmas Beer Tree
December 23rd, 2006 
etdot Some kid constructed a beer-tree for Christmas. From the looks of it he used Mountain Brew cans, which are known for their close resemblance to Mountain Dew cans.
Stopping the Speeder
December 22nd, 2006 etdot Stopping the Speeder A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle? Driver: It’s not my car. I […]